We watched some episodes of sailor moon and i went to go pee, found her in my bag
She’s been in it for hours
Instant Karma (Part 1)
So there was an Android!Stiles and a I-work-on-the-junkyard-alone-so-go-away-mechanic!derek idea long ago and I really liked it and it has been bugging me since.
I didn’t look up the original by greenflares so it looks nothing like it but oh well.
Stop tickling with the programming Derek! xD;
OH MY GOD!!!
I love it so much
It’s awesome >.<
Thank you! :3 I’m happy you like it! :D
Am I the only one who thought of that fact (that’s probably untrue) about how a sneeze feels like an orgasm? Or like if you sneeze 10 times in a row, it feels like an orgasm? Stiles’ eagerness to sneeze again brings that fact to mind :P
I had no idea about that myth! lol.
I just assumed androids don’t sneeze cos they don’t actually need to and Stiles feels special because he just did! And it’s new to him and he just loves new things!
Derek and Stiles are exploring while trying to find what went wrong with Stiles and since the boy’s coding is a mess Derek probably makes him feel a few new things. Bu true…one of those feels could be an arousal. *hint hint*
I think that myth came about because when a woman sneezes her vagina clenches.
I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA HOW I KNOW THIS
Okay lets clean this up. Basically most of your muscles clench when you sneeze to effectively push out air from your lungs in one big amount to clean the obstacles in your respiratory err canals?/ways? lol sorry my English is crap here.
Clenching all the muscles down there is for that you don’t shame yourself while sneezing.
So no it doesn’t cause an orgasm. Sorry.
And about eyes shutting: Let’s ask Calvin’s Dad.
PLZ REBLOG THE ORIGINAL ENTRY XDDDDDDDDD BECASUE THIS HAS BECOME WEIRD
#do you ever cryyyyyyy #let’s talk about how scott was the last person there before stiles looked at himself in the mirror #not his dad #not lydia #scott #his brother #his best friend #his platonic (or maybe not hmm) soulmate #the person that he loves the most #the person that grounds him #he was the last one standing between stiles and his reflection #the one telling him this isn’t you #this isn’t you stiles #you didn’t do this #because even in his worst nightmares SCOTT STILL LOVES HIM AND WANTS TO PROTECT HIM #even in the worst situations #when he’s losing lydia #when his dad has turned his back on him #scott is there #scott loves him #and even with the fucking darkness around his heart stiles knows that #HAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking KILL me (x)